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Just to remind you what i had posted 7 years ago… read below…

[Taken from DholAholic.com – View Post]

When god made me he was just showing off.

I can only please one person per day,

Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Money and looks aren’t everything…. But it’s all I got!

U see, u like, u try, u fail…-meanwhile-…I see, I like, I want, I get !

*I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive then I realized….
Ohh ya! Suicides a crime!

The only person cuter than me is my reflection.

Don’t be a guy; the world is full of guys. Be a man.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

The guys wana be me, the girls wana date me,

If jealousy’s your game, go ahead and hate me.

For all of you who talk about me thanks for making me the centre of your world!

Be more concerned about your character than your reputation.

Because your character is who you are and you reputation is what others think of you !!

I am not a player…I’m the game.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful !

Hate me because…. Well…. Okay !… Hate me because I’m beautiful !

I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me !

Boyz are great, every girl should have one.

I don’t need your attitude; I have one of my own.

I’m not weird! I’m gifted.

You just lost the chance you never had !

You’re only bad if you’re caught… So that makes me a good boy, right ?

Daddy’s little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, daddy never had a clue !

If you love your man set him free….

If he doesn’t come back you know he’s with me !

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart;

But to be me!! Damn! You must be kidding !!

I had a dream that I still loved you,

I think I woke up screaming.

I’ll try being nicer… If you try being smarter.

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I’m done!

First god created women…then he had a better idea!!

I don’t have an attitude problem…its supposed to be like this.

Basically don’t stress me, u can’t impress me.

I am not a tease. I’m just a reminder of what you can’t please!

Don’t think of me as the best looking person in the world,

Think of everyone in the world uglier than me.

Roses are red violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

My door is always open, so feel free to leave !

If u don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk !

Smile–it confuses people.

Look at me n tell me what you see ?
Its a new game now,
I ain’t the girl I used to be.

Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh !

You laugh because I’m different I laugh because you’re all the same.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful hate me because your man thinks I am.

You can think you’re prettier than me.

It’s okay to lie to yourself everyone in awhile !!

When all else fails, look cute.

*You’re as fake as that padded bra you’re wearing *!!!!!

Girls are like video games; I never get tired of playing them.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

Tormented by my beauty?